server (to table with a guy and a girl): alright, i'll put your food orders right in for ya!
girl: thank you
*server walks away, the two start looking at each other in one of those pleasant kind of ways*
*server appears right in their faces holding their order*
*server sets paper with their order on fire*
*server stands at the edge of the table in silence*
*server kneels at the end of the table while the two look at them*
*server balls up under the table*
Got a little weird right there, didn’t it… I think work is driving me insane.
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