green (off screen): i've been working really hard on my beard over the summer. whatcha think?!
*green is shown with a beard all over his face*
Once I thought I grew a good facial hair and had it for a couple weeks during freshman year of college. Even though no pictures exist from this short period of time, I know now that it was actually not a good facial hair.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?