green (off screen): i've been working really hard on my beard over the summer. whatcha think?!
blue: hmm
*green is shown with a beard all over his face*
blue: hmm
blue: perfect!
Once I thought I grew a good facial hair and had it for a couple weeks during freshman year of college. Even though no pictures exist from this short period of time, I know now that it was actually not a good facial hair.
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Feels like it's been a while since I've been up this early on a weekend. I usually spend every weekend destroying my sleep schedule.
Legit forgot that Penn was in Hackers.
"Wow, what a weird mouse!", I thought when I looked at this foot massager. https://t.co/qjCK5wEMzA
I woke up feeling like it was Thursday.
This... isn't a good sign for the week.
So. My after concert ear sounds definitely sound like some kind of Borg invasion
Decided to go for not a Monster, but a Reign energy beverage this morning because it makes me extra rad and I want… https://t.co/cQ4N6a7Lbr