red: oh shoot, this isn't the bathroom... this is
The Cat's Chamber
*a cat is sitting on the toilet*
cat: if you wish to use this toilet, you must pas a series of tests. two of which are out of commission, so there will only be one test tonight
red: ok, sure. what is it?
cat: imma hassle you a bit
red: ...ok, deal
red: done yet?
cat (standing on his head): nope, haven't even scratched you yet
Luckily all cats that I know aren’t nearly as aggressive as this cat dude.
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I ate a sugar cookie an hour ago. A big one.
My diet is doomed.
All the dogs outside right now are all like
"DO YOU SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL WEATHER?!"
"YES I DO IT'S AMAZING! SO MUCH SUN!"
"I KNOW, RIGHT?!"
Tom Cruise hasn't even jogged yet and I'm getting worried.
I hope I get to see Tom Cruise run in this film.
Those birds outside are soooooo pumped about this weather right now.
I love it.