girl: hey. do you think i should shower?
*guy sniffs girl*
*guy is silent*
*guy is in thinking pose*
girl: this shouldn't be something you have to think about...
guy: so how far exactly will people be from you today?
*girl looks like she has a really strange face, most likely a face of disapproval, but it's really hard to tell sometimes, right?*
People in relationships can get some real answers for those real questions.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?