scientist: as the word's best dog sleep scientist, i have developed a machine that will finally allow us to see what dogs dream about!
scientist: it's currently hooked up to a very sleepy dog
scientist: once he starts dreaming, we'll flip on the monitor and see what he's dreaming about!
*dog is twitching*
scientist: he's dreaming! look at his little feet go!
scientist: i wonder what crazy thing he's chasing! big moment, everyone!
*monitor is shown, the dog is behind a drumset playing drums*
*scientist is surprised*
Dogs are the bests.
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Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.