scientist: as the word's best dog sleep scientist, i have developed a machine that will finally allow us to see what dogs dream about!
scientist: it's currently hooked up to a very sleepy dog
scientist: once he starts dreaming, we'll flip on the monitor and see what he's dreaming about!
*dog is twitching*
scientist: he's dreaming! look at his little feet go!
scientist: i wonder what crazy thing he's chasing! big moment, everyone!
*monitor is shown, the dog is behind a drumset playing drums*
*scientist is surprised*
Dogs are the bests.
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Hot dogs are still one of my fallback late-night foods. NO REGRETS
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I'm at that point in my life where I gotta decide...
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I'm an adult and I'm an adult now, hi.
I was warned and I didn't listen.
The world. It rolled me.