scientist: as the word's best dog sleep scientist, i have developed a machine that will finally allow us to see what dogs dream about!
scientist: it's currently hooked up to a very sleepy dog
scientist: once he starts dreaming, we'll flip on the monitor and see what he's dreaming about!
*dog is twitching*
scientist: he's dreaming! look at his little feet go!
scientist: i wonder what crazy thing he's chasing! big moment, everyone!
*monitor is shown, the dog is behind a drumset playing drums*
*scientist is surprised*
Dogs are the bests.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?