server: here's your salad, sir
*server puts salad on table*
red: what the heck is this?
server: meat-lovers salad, sir
*salad is bacon, a steak and ground beef, all uncooked*
red: hey. is that... wait
*red has his arms crossed*
red: this looks, excellent, thank you
Hey, catch me on the right day and I’d be all about that salad. Would be nice if it were cooked though.
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.