server: here's your salad, sir
*server puts salad on table*
red: what the heck is this?
server: meat-lovers salad, sir
*salad is bacon, a steak and ground beef, all uncooked*
red: hey. is that... wait
*red has his arms crossed*
red: this looks, excellent, thank you
Hey, catch me on the right day and I’d be all about that salad. Would be nice if it were cooked though.