yellow: excuse me. you got my order wrong
yellow (to self): i can't believe i'm doing this!
yellow: yeah, i ordered one food, yet got a totally different food
yellow (to self): wow. i used to be so passive! well done
employee: i'm so sorry about that! would you like us to fix that for you?
yellow: no thanks, i'm good!
yellow (to self): ...so close, yet so far
I ate McDonald’s tonight. I really don’t have much to say other than that and that I am also very thirsty now because I had my McQuadDouble.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?