green (at table in restaurant looking at menu): hmmm
green: every time i come to this restaurant, i get the same thing. let's see what day it is...
green (looking at special watch): IT'S ADVENTURE DAY!
*lazy day, burrito day, extra-lazy day, productivity day, adventure day, excitement day, relaxation day*
green: i'll have the chef's special!
green: i'm so glad i tried something different
green: because i didn't like it at all, which solidifies my stance on always ordering the same food!
green (holding fork with food on it): yay adventure!
Throw me in that boat with Green there. The only time I’ll stray from my usuals and try something new is when someone else tells me that they had it and that it’s life-changingly good.
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?