man: i'm not very attracted to you. never have been really...
moon: are you talking about gravity?!
man: yeah... just not feeling it
man: we should see other people or things
man: awwwww yeah, Earth
man (patting chest): i feel ya
Gotta feel that attraction. Otherwise, you’ll just float off, ya know?
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