man: i'm not very attracted to you. never have been really...
moon: are you talking about gravity?!
man: yeah... just not feeling it
man: we should see other people or things
man: awwwww yeah, Earth
man (patting chest): i feel ya
Gotta feel that attraction. Otherwise, you’ll just float off, ya know?
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.