red: alright... take my license photo. just do it
worker: to streamline the process, we have actually already taken your photo!
worker: you know how on a roller coaster, they take a picture during an exciting moment?
worker: it's like that now!
worker: we took your photo when you dealt with the front door that looks like a pull door, but was actually a push door!
red: oh no
*weeks and weeks and weeks later*
*red opens envelope*
*enhanced driver license*
*red has a goofy, confused look on his face as he is pulling on a door just outside the frame*
red: hey! not bad!
The driver’s license photo is fascinating to me. Getting one taken still kinda gives me those middle-school-yearbook-photo-day feelings.
For Red, it looks like he’s doing a cool dance move, so hey! Not bad!
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I told myself I was going to work out today.
*eats a whole little caesar's pizza for dinner*
Ok, now I really gotta work out today.
I'm eating soup for lunch and I am inexplicably sad.
Wait, no, that's a lie. I'm explicably sad. I'm eating soup. I don't like soup.
I wanna play Fallout 4, but I'm on this couch and my computer is allll the way over there. *gestures to computer literally 253 miles away*
I watched Trainwreck. I really liked it! But absolutely HATED the Amy character because she was so selfish and terrible to good people.