red: alright... take my license photo. just do it
worker: to streamline the process, we have actually already taken your photo!
worker: you know how on a roller coaster, they take a picture during an exciting moment?
worker: it's like that now!
worker: we took your photo when you dealt with the front door that looks like a pull door, but was actually a push door!
red: oh no
*weeks and weeks and weeks later*
*red opens envelope*
*enhanced driver license*
*red has a goofy, confused look on his face as he is pulling on a door just outside the frame*
red: hey! not bad!
The driver’s license photo is fascinating to me. Getting one taken still kinda gives me those middle-school-yearbook-photo-day feelings.
For Red, it looks like he’s doing a cool dance move, so hey! Not bad!
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I wonder if Metallica has played a song off of Master of Puppets in the past couple years and was like "huh, I guess we were young once?"
Back in my day, Sum 41 was just Sum 28.
I'm gonna feel dumb when I discover that I deleted all these spam comments when, in reality, their first name was actually "smartphone".
*links to some kind of free online essays thing*
I'm going through all my comments and the spam ones are always like "amazing post! ive bookmarked you and i love the way you do things!"