red: alright... take my license photo. just do it
worker: to streamline the process, we have actually already taken your photo!
worker: you know how on a roller coaster, they take a picture during an exciting moment?
worker: it's like that now!
worker: we took your photo when you dealt with the front door that looks like a pull door, but was actually a push door!
red: oh no
*weeks and weeks and weeks later*
*red opens envelope*
*enhanced driver license*
*red has a goofy, confused look on his face as he is pulling on a door just outside the frame*
red: hey! not bad!
The driver’s license photo is fascinating to me. Getting one taken still kinda gives me those middle-school-yearbook-photo-day feelings.
For Red, it looks like he’s doing a cool dance move, so hey! Not bad!
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Rough week so far, dang. I'll finish the comic I started Sunday tonight for tomorrow and then we can all celebrate at your house.
Ooo, it smells like I remembered to make food tonight.
My Number 1 Pet Peeve: dying in a horrible fire.
I slept weird last night. I partially blame the five Jr. Cheeseburgers I ate right before going to bed.
Tomorrow is sport day. Mmmmmmm, excited.
Sorry. My legit enthusiasm didn't come through. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, LET'S PLAY THESE GAMES ALREADY!
Jokes on you, everyone-at-work. I wasn't wearing deodorant all day.