red: alright... take my license photo. just do it
worker: to streamline the process, we have actually already taken your photo!
worker: you know how on a roller coaster, they take a picture during an exciting moment?
worker: it's like that now!
worker: we took your photo when you dealt with the front door that looks like a pull door, but was actually a push door!
red: oh no
*weeks and weeks and weeks later*
*red opens envelope*
*enhanced driver license*
*red has a goofy, confused look on his face as he is pulling on a door just outside the frame*
red: hey! not bad!
The driver’s license photo is fascinating to me. Getting one taken still kinda gives me those middle-school-yearbook-photo-day feelings.
For Red, it looks like he’s doing a cool dance move, so hey! Not bad!
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.