orange: hmm, my internet is down. eh, i'll just sit here and wait it out this time
*five minutes later*
orange: still down
*ten minutes after that*
orange: just gotta be patient!
*one hour later*
orange: still nothing?! come on! this is ridiculous!
orange: hmm... oh.
orange: i accidentally hit the switch on the power strip that my modem is plugged into with my foot
orange: heh. heh heh heh
orange (starting to look a little crazy): heh heh heh heh heh heh
Oh boy, do I hate it when I do that.
Check out this gif I made of my corgi puppy Wendell chasing his leash!
He did eventually figure out that if he went through the legs of the chair, he could get the leash. Now, he doesn’t fall for that trick anymore.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?