orange: hmm, my internet is down. eh, i'll just sit here and wait it out this time
*five minutes later*
orange: still down
*ten minutes after that*
orange: just gotta be patient!
*one hour later*
orange: still nothing?! come on! this is ridiculous!
orange: hmm... oh.
orange: i accidentally hit the switch on the power strip that my modem is plugged into with my foot
orange: heh. heh heh heh
orange (starting to look a little crazy): heh heh heh heh heh heh
Oh boy, do I hate it when I do that.
Check out this gif I made of my corgi puppy Wendell chasing his leash!
He did eventually figure out that if he went through the legs of the chair, he could get the leash. Now, he doesn’t fall for that trick anymore.
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I told myself I was going to work out today.
*eats a whole little caesar's pizza for dinner*
Ok, now I really gotta work out today.
I'm eating soup for lunch and I am inexplicably sad.
Wait, no, that's a lie. I'm explicably sad. I'm eating soup. I don't like soup.
I wanna play Fallout 4, but I'm on this couch and my computer is allll the way over there. *gestures to computer literally 253 miles away*
I watched Trainwreck. I really liked it! But absolutely HATED the Amy character because she was so selfish and terrible to good people.