orange: and how would you like to pay for this transaction?
blue: with... compliments? hah!
orange: ok! go for it!
blue: oh wow, ok! you have... nice shoes
orange: that's $1
blue: if i sat next to you on a plane, i'd be all like "ooo awesome! a super-cool dude to talk to!"
blue: if i could be reborn with a different face, i'd pick your's because it's so great!
orange: that's a $100 compliment right there!
orange: and that covers it! have a nice day, sir!
blue: yeah, you too!
orange (holding wallet): those compliments were totally worth last week's paycehck
Nothing wrong with paying for compliments, especially if they are that good.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?