red and yellow: HIGH FIVE!
red: aww, that didn't connect properly. my hand feels sad
yellow: i've made a mental note to never high five you again
red: don't do that! i'll lose confidence in ALL my high fives!
yellow: ok then. two weeks from this moment, meet me here for a single test five. it will be your last chance
*high fiving a broom with arms*
*reading a book*
*blindfold high fiving a wooden man*
*doing the splits and double high fiving wooden men*
red and yellow (approaching high five): YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
yellow: that was amazing!
red: i've been practicing
The most important part of a high five is confidence. Hmmm, scratch that. The most important part of high fives are hands, then confidence.
And oh yes, did you see that Robbie and Bobby I helped inspire?
Yeah, this one! Go on and click it.
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Where's the dang e-brake on this horse?
Woke up at 5, so I'm playing Red Dead Redemption b4 I go to work at 7 for a code release
No one ever told me adulting could look like this
I think it's time for me to level up my career and start sleeping at the office.
I'm like 80% on coming back to comics. Just gotta draw all the flames!
Oh jeez, I kinda forgot how to draw my comic.
The man walked in slowly and raised his gun. "I'd like to donate this and abandon my reckless lifestyle", he said.