red and yellow: HIGH FIVE!
red: aww, that didn't connect properly. my hand feels sad
yellow: i've made a mental note to never high five you again
red: don't do that! i'll lose confidence in ALL my high fives!
yellow: ok then. two weeks from this moment, meet me here for a single test five. it will be your last chance
*high fiving a broom with arms*
*reading a book*
*blindfold high fiving a wooden man*
*doing the splits and double high fiving wooden men*
red and yellow (approaching high five): YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
yellow: that was amazing!
red: i've been practicing
The most important part of a high five is confidence. Hmmm, scratch that. The most important part of high fives are hands, then confidence.
And oh yes, did you see that Robbie and Bobby I helped inspire?
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Rough week so far, dang. I'll finish the comic I started Sunday tonight for tomorrow and then we can all celebrate at your house.
Ooo, it smells like I remembered to make food tonight.
My Number 1 Pet Peeve: dying in a horrible fire.
I slept weird last night. I partially blame the five Jr. Cheeseburgers I ate right before going to bed.
Tomorrow is sport day. Mmmmmmm, excited.
Sorry. My legit enthusiasm didn't come through. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, LET'S PLAY THESE GAMES ALREADY!
Jokes on you, everyone-at-work. I wasn't wearing deodorant all day.