red and yellow: HIGH FIVE!
red: aww, that didn't connect properly. my hand feels sad
yellow: i've made a mental note to never high five you again
red: don't do that! i'll lose confidence in ALL my high fives!
yellow: ok then. two weeks from this moment, meet me here for a single test five. it will be your last chance
*high fiving a broom with arms*
*reading a book*
*blindfold high fiving a wooden man*
*doing the splits and double high fiving wooden men*
red and yellow (approaching high five): YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
yellow: that was amazing!
red: i've been practicing
The most important part of a high five is confidence. Hmmm, scratch that. The most important part of high fives are hands, then confidence.
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Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.
Stay tuned for my Twitch stream!
Oh no. This is just Life.
Hot dogs are still one of my fallback late-night foods. NO REGRETS
Ok. I have a well enumerated list of regrets. Join me at my info session