red and yellow: HIGH FIVE!
red: aww, that didn't connect properly. my hand feels sad
yellow: i've made a mental note to never high five you again
red: don't do that! i'll lose confidence in ALL my high fives!
yellow: ok then. two weeks from this moment, meet me here for a single test five. it will be your last chance
*high fiving a broom with arms*
*reading a book*
*blindfold high fiving a wooden man*
*doing the splits and double high fiving wooden men*
red and yellow (approaching high five): YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
yellow: that was amazing!
red: i've been practicing
The most important part of a high five is confidence. Hmmm, scratch that. The most important part of high fives are hands, then confidence.
And oh yes, did you see that Robbie and Bobby I helped inspire?
Yeah, this one! Go on and click it.
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A new comic will be posted on Friday instead of Thursday due to me getting sick from working too much and wearing myself out. Sorry guys!
People with kids seem to develop special morning abilities that I do not have but seriously want.
I'm Dumb: The Sequel
Went to the gym before work again.
That was dumb.