man: i want a girlfriend, but i don't think i have any qualities that women are attracted to. what can i do?
blue: that sounds like a great question for my friend... SCIENCE!
*4 cells of blue doing science things and looking excited*
blue: science has failed us. i don't have an answer for you. sorry to get your hopes up
man: that's ok! i found a girlfriend while i was waiting for you to get back! you took a very long time
blue (holding a beaker): ha! science prevails!
Science takes a long time, so just be patient. If your problems haven’t been solved yet, it’s only because you didn’t wait long enough for science to do its thing.
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Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.