man: i want a girlfriend, but i don't think i have any qualities that women are attracted to. what can i do?
blue: that sounds like a great question for my friend... SCIENCE!
*4 cells of blue doing science things and looking excited*
blue: science has failed us. i don't have an answer for you. sorry to get your hopes up
man: that's ok! i found a girlfriend while i was waiting for you to get back! you took a very long time
blue (holding a beaker): ha! science prevails!
Science takes a long time, so just be patient. If your problems haven’t been solved yet, it’s only because you didn’t wait long enough for science to do its thing.
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Feels like it's been a while since I've been up this early on a weekend. I usually spend every weekend destroying my sleep schedule.