man (talking to girl): why were you so quick to say yes to a date?
girl: well, i turn into a werewolf at night. it's not a pretty sight.
girl (with hands up in air): oh NO! IT'S HAPPENING!
man (shielding eyes and looking away): it sounds so painful! let me know when you're done with that!
girl (looks the same): ok. it happened.
man: whoa! you still look amazing! i was really scared!
man: let's get to that movie!
girl: just let me a stretch a little bit
girl: i always worry about pulling a muscle during the part where i maul my date to death
She didn’t check “I turn into a werewolf at night” in her online dating profile when she definitely should have. That wasn’t nice of her. Under interests though, he did check “werewolves”, so this might not be that terrible of a thing for him.
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Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
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