man (talking to girl): why were you so quick to say yes to a date?
girl: well, i turn into a werewolf at night. it's not a pretty sight.
girl (with hands up in air): oh NO! IT'S HAPPENING!
man (shielding eyes and looking away): it sounds so painful! let me know when you're done with that!
girl (looks the same): ok. it happened.
man: whoa! you still look amazing! i was really scared!
man: let's get to that movie!
girl: just let me a stretch a little bit
girl: i always worry about pulling a muscle during the part where i maul my date to death
She didn’t check “I turn into a werewolf at night” in her online dating profile when she definitely should have. That wasn’t nice of her. Under interests though, he did check “werewolves”, so this might not be that terrible of a thing for him.
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Yup, I'm up. I'm gonna play God of War until I go to work. So 5 hours? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Slightly worried that I might be waking up for the day right now. It's 3:24 am.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to be exhausted by the time I make it to work and I have literally....
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