First Date
  • daft

    I think we can all say we had a date like this. You find a nice person, ask them out and every thing seems fine. you get through the date and you feel it just might work out, maybe you’ll get a second date out of the night. you walk them back to their apartment things are looking to get a bit heavy when they say, I have something to tell you before we head up. there is a pause, with bated breath you wait as they gather the nerve. then they finally just say it, they are an Illithid, a Mindflayer. the next thing you know you are suspended from hooks by your nostrils as they rip open your brain cases, their tentacles ripping at your cerebral cortex as dark visions of unspeakable horrors dance before you.

    • I just wanted to say thank you for that fantastic comment =)

      • daft

        your welcome, this is what my mind does all the time.

        • jasonpoland

          I'm clicking on your avatar, but it does not link to your webcomic. You should fix that.

          • daft

            who's avawhatnow? I can barley draw stick-figures. Ryan Lakes stuff is like Caravaggio compared to my chicken scratch. unless that was not directed at me, in which case disregard the above, it is the ramblings of a man who could get lost on a tightrope.

          • Not everyone has a webcomics.
            I have animation thingies and a webcomics that I animated.
            Daft has no webcomics.
            That is not bad.
            Do not do that.

    • GUEST

      Most awesome date ever; totally worth it.

  • Katrinaevening

    That's not too far off from what internet dating is 🙁 It's funny cuz it's true

  • What a ho. That's third date stuff.

  • qiltizarthemortifyer

    qiltizar: "I will flay your cheeks and poor lye in the wound human meat sack"

    Susan: "I bet you say that to all the girls you cheeky devil you."

  • jandsm5321

    You know, I think she's just trying to get rid of him…

    • daft

      are you accusing this fine young lady of caluminations and faslhoods sir, of being a Jezabel. this will not stand.

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  • Try not to put pressure on yourself to be witty,smart or charming.Try not to become involved with the rendition of yourself you want to be.He needs to date the real you.

    @Amie Stark.

  • Madame Kagamine

    LOL I CAN’T EVEN