man: can i get a ride home?
red: sorry, man, i'm already taking someone home
*a man in a blue shirt is running towards him*
red: here he comes!
*blue shirt man is on the back of red*
red: let's go!
man: no room for one more?
blue: nope! this vehicle is at capacity!
*the man is holding onto the front of red with blue on his back*
man: alright! giddyup!
And if you were wondering, that man has the strongest legs and back ever, so no worries about if he’s gonna hurt himself with those two people on him. I know that’s what you were concerned about. I was concerned too.