man: can i get a ride home?
red: sorry, man, i'm already taking someone home
*a man in a blue shirt is running towards him*
red: here he comes!
*blue shirt man is on the back of red*
red: let's go!
man: no room for one more?
blue: nope! this vehicle is at capacity!
*the man is holding onto the front of red with blue on his back*
man: alright! giddyup!
And if you were wondering, that man has the strongest legs and back ever, so no worries about if he’s gonna hurt himself with those two people on him. I know that’s what you were concerned about. I was concerned too.
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Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.