*a man is walking in the grass*
*bird poop lands on man's head*
*man looks angry. a game dialog appears under him*
BIRD has just pooped on you!
*man is still angry*
game dialog: BIRD has fled! you have gained
*man has a strange, unhappy look on his face*
*man looks like he's about to throw up*
Getting pooped on is the worst! Now, on the list of worst creatures to get pooped on by, birds rank pretty low. Much lower than say, a horse or a bear.
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.