narration: meet bob
*bob is shown and he's smiling*
narration: bob is a close talker
*bob is shown talking to someone and he's standing really close*
narration: this is jim
*now we see jim*
narration: he is also a close talker
*jim is talking to a man and he's standing really close*
bob: hi! my name is bob!
jim: i'm jim!
*they are shaking hands*
bob: nice to meet you!
*their faces are smooshed together as they talk*
Close talkers make me pretty uncomfortable, but it’s been a while since it’s happened to me. If I ever meet you, please don’t smoosh your face against mine when we say hi.
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