red: oh hey... what's up?
yellow: just being super productive this morning!
yellow (holding controller): i completed four quests INCLUDING that really hard one AND upgraded all of my equipment! not bad!
red: i thought you had chem lab in the morning on Tuesdays
*yellow looks back over the futon at red and realizes the mistake he just made*
If you’re gonna be forgetful, make sure you’re playing video games when you’re doing it.