guy in bed: whoa. 5:30 am? man, i'm up early...
guy (jumping out of bed): well, as they say, the early bird gets the worm!
(soon)
*guy is outside in the dark holding a container labeled WORM BIN*
worms in ground: nope, it's too early. come back for us later
guy: aww
I woke up at 5:30 am yesterday and stayed up instead of going back to sleep. Man, I got so much stuff done!
Playing video games counts as getting stuff done, btw. I did go to the gym too, so hey! Yeah!
