dentist: hi! i'm dr. gibbon! i'm a dentist! but a different kind of dentist
*1-800 RAD DENT*
dentist: when you come in, i promise i will not guilt you in any way about any problems with your oral hygiene! so stop on by!
customer: hi! i've been chewing rocks for years and now it's all terrible in there. fix me!
That sure is one radical dentist. I bet he skateboards.