orange: i'm a little bored these days...
orange: time to find a new hobby!
*the hobby store*
orange (looking down aisle): wow! so many hobbies to choose from!
orange: comic book reading! crocheting! dog giffing!
orange (noticing glowing red box): whoa... what's that one?!
*orange picks up box, glow covers his face*
*box reads "weekend space astronaut adventure person! ...hobby!