blue: finally! it's weekend time! gonna sit around, relax and enjoy my free time
purple: hello jim
jim: TIME WIZARD?! but how?
time wizard: i'm your roommate. i live here with you. i have keys.
blue: oh. yeah.
time wizard: not that i need keys or anything. i can just time myself into this place
time wizard: oh yeah, also
*a wand appears*
time time time
time wizard (holding wand): this weekend is gonna fly by and you won't be able to figure out where the time went! HA!
blue: you do this every weekend, dude...
time wizard: yup
And he only ever takes time away, so he’s like a total not-cool-guy. Avoid hanging out with him, if you can.