orange: i'm telling you, he was NOT it LOVE, Actually
yellow: no. it's totally him. he---
yellow (in head): oh crap, i'm wrong. crap. i've been fighting him on this for like 10 minutes. crap.
yellow (in head): ...i have no idea what i can say that will allow me to exit this situation with my pride intact
*yellow is silend*
*years later*
orange: and this is my friend jim. he hasn't spoken since an argument we were having about Love, Actually
*yellow nods*
Sometimes, you just gotta suck it up and say… nothing. Forever.