*Green is standing holding a red plastic cup*
*green is bringing cup to mouth*
green's brain: about to drink a soda
*green is drinking from cup*
green's brain: worst. soda. ever. cease living
*green is dead on the ground*
*contents of cup is spilled on the ground*
*puddle is labeled as "water"*
Sudden-water-when-expecting-a-sweet-thing is incredibly jarring. Especially for some people!
