red: oh crap. i forgot to put away the pizza last night!
red (holding two slices): urg noooo! these slices are probably covered in bacteria now! and i really hate bacteria!
red's internal voice: just microwave it for an extra-long time! that will kill any bad stuff that might be going on!
*soon*
*red is eating a slice*
red: AHHHH! it's so hot! HOT!
red: but you know what i don't taste? bacteria. so... i win. ow
To have mega hot pizza is better than to have no pizza at all. I supposed you could just wait a moment for it to cool down, but who’s got time for that?!
In related news, I went to the dentist today and they were asking about a burn on the roof of my mouth. I had to tell them that I didn’t wait for my mac and cheese to cool down at lunch but instead started eating it immediately. I am an adult, everyone.
