yellow: you want me to climb that?
green: yup, it should be fun!
yellow: ok, prepare yourself for a list of things i don't like about this
yellow: #1. it's a rock wall, so that requires me to exert myself physically.
i don't like doing that
yellow: #2. IT'S MOVING! come on! like stationary wasn't enough
yellow: #3. THE SPIKES! how did you not notice them earlier?!
green: yeah, well, you didn't have to buy the Groupon
yellow: but saving money on things makes me feel so good...
In other, barely related news: I really wanna go to Skyzone.
And in other, very-related news: I kinda wanna go rock climbing.