realtor: this really is a great potential home for you! AND it's very well priced
blue: it was incredible! thanks for the help, realtor guy!
realtor: just doin' my job
realtor: oh yes, and every thursday and 1 PM, there is a 1 in 1000 chance of the house exploding
realtor: some say it's a result of the mid 2000s housing boom
realtor (nudging blue): haha, GET IT?!
realtor: anyway, it's time to see if the house will explode or not! everyone i've shown the house to loves this part!
*realtor has arm around blue and is staring intently at the house for two panels*
realtor: it didn't do it!
blue: even factoring in the cost of home explosion insurance, this is still a great deal! sold!
*shakes hands with realtor*
I hope he remembers to leave the house every day before 1 PM. I’ve read that explosions are bad for you if experienced too frequently.