Invisible Bread

graph guy: it was my new year's resolution to eat better and be healthy. but being happier was a resolution too! graph guy: but... eating unhealthy foods makes me happy! those two resolutions conflict! AH! what have i done?! graph guy: this is tough! what am i supposed to do?! wait. i know i have a graph for this somewhere *graph* x axis: caloric content of meal y axis: overall life happiness line is a hump with a peak at a certain point graph guy: the magical data point does exist! therefore i must find it! *soon* graph guy: yes, triple cheeseburger, but replace the lettuce with bacon and replace the buns with double bacon cheeseburgers. worker: nice graph guy (holding burger): yes, this quest will be a delicious one!