Invisible Bread

green: i know what i want to eat tonight! a home-cooked meal! hmm, but what should i cook? green: well, my cupboards are the empties. the answer lies in a grocery store somewhere *somewhere* green: whoa. too. many. choices. ok, i need to simplify. grab a quick food *frank's burgs and franks* green: i'd like a... um... AHH! still too many choices! head franker: yo frank! we're out of franks, frank! frank! the franks! no more! nix those franks, frank green: ha, perfect. one burger, please! owner: sure thing! owner (pointing to wall of nearly endless options for a burger* *availability dependent on current moon phase* *green looks locked in indecision*