Invisible Bread

red: genie. magic genie. this is my last chance. i wish that everything would go back to normal for everyone. *rubs a genie lamp* *poof* genie: haHA! normal from what perspective?! i'm gonna have fun with this one! ha! red: you aren't gonna have any friends if you keep doing this kind of stuff! quit it! genie: nope! red: i was gonna invite you to my annual best-party-ever because i'm a nice guy. nevermind now though, jeez! genie: now you're making me feel bad. red: what is your deal? being nice is an option, you know genie: ...sorry. i used to be a horrible jerk to people and then someone i bullied wished me into the spot of the previous, much nicer genie. so i've been a little grumpy red: well, that pretty much explains everything. i appreciate your honesty genie: no problem genie (going back into lamp): ok, you're gonna be a cockroach now. bye red: ah! NO! genie: just kidding! red: oh you!