Invisible Bread

man offscreen: ok, i'm filming. tell your future dates a little about yourself. woman: ok woman: my name is unimportant. most other details about me are equally as unimportant woman: all you need to know is that i'm mild-mannered, have a steady career and am attractive enough. woman: are you single and getting older like me? we only have so much time and it's not looking good for us. woman: let's get this over with so our friends and familes will stop bugging us. man offscreen: and- cut *soon* *a crowd of men is surrounding her* man 1: me! me! pick me! man 2: meeeee! man 3: it's you! man 4: i'm the guy!