banana: this needs to be said
banana (on a hammock): i'm on a hammock. deal with it. these hammocks are very comfortable for us bananas
banana: the arch of our backs and the curve of a good hammock are nearly identical
banana: beds are built for humans are are extremely uncomfortable. so stop making fun of our hammocks, ok?
*another banana appears and whispers into banana's ear*
banana: -snicker- haha!
banana: it's a nickname for THAT?! i thought you were making fun of us! ha, sorry about that!
It’s ok Bananaman, I misunderstand things too sometimes. Like just the other week, I finally learned that dry cleaning is literally a “dry cleaning” of your clothes. They use chemicals and stuff instead of water to clean the clothes. Fancy!
But then if that’s the dry cleaner, why isn’t there a wet cleaner? Answer: because that sounds silly.
