*in the near future*
programmer: our website is being hacked right now!
manager: stop them!
programmer: i'm trying! they found several vulnerabilities in our systems. OH NO!
*they hacked into my wallet! they're taking my money!*
*money is shown disappearing from a wallet*
programmer: i can't stop the hacker! they hacked into my body!
manager (limbs have disappeared): my limbs!
programmer: my organs
*just their heads are on the ground*
programmer: goodbye, bill
manager: goodbye, alex
*both heads pop out of existence *
So many things getting hacked into in the future! Make sure you close your body ports to internet access people! Hmm, that sounds kinda gross…
Some of my favorite movies are hacker movies. Movies like Wargames, The Net and Hackers, of course. If you’ve never seen The Net, then you won’t even get my little inside joke with the pi symbol for extra panels! That means you should go watch that movie!
“Hack the planet!” That’s from Hackers, not The Net =)
