instructor: alright everyone, the zero G portion of this flight will begin in 5... 4
man: NO NO NOO! WAIT! i'm peeing!
another man: there isn't even a toilet on this plane for that exact reason!
*everyone is floating*
*out of the panel, the peeing man is yelling*
man: NOOOOOO! MY SUEDE SHOOOOOES!
I’m fascinated by those cool zero G flights. Here’s a link for a company that does them. Pretty awesome stuff. Also, that’s how they filmed the weightless parts of the movie Apollo 13.