man: well crap. my internet is out
man: i guess i'll just learn how to juggle...
*later*
man: done and still no internet. maybe i'll learn how to ride a unicycle
*later*
man: internet is still out. maybe i can do this on a tightrope
*later*
*the man is juggling on a tightrope between two buildings while on a unicycle*
*a newspaper*
newspaper news
check out this news
local man becomes amazing performer
"is my internet back yet?" asks man
"i need to read comics"
I hope that man never gets his internet back. I feel like there’s just so much more that he can do. All this other stuff is just the beginning.
