red: oh hey... what's up?
yellow: just being super productive this morning!
yellow (holding controller): i completed four quests INCLUDING that really hard one AND upgraded all of my equipment! not bad!
red: i thought you had chem lab in the morning on Tuesdays
*yellow looks back over the futon at red and realizes the mistake he just made*
If you’re gonna be forgetful, make sure you’re playing video games when you’re doing it.
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Happy Friday, everyone!
I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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