guy in bed: whoa. 5:30 am? man, i'm up early...
guy (jumping out of bed): well, as they say, the early bird gets the worm!
*guy is outside in the dark holding a container labeled WORM BIN*
worms in ground: nope, it's too early. come back for us later
I woke up at 5:30 am yesterday and stayed up instead of going back to sleep. Man, I got so much stuff done!
Playing video games counts as getting stuff done, btw. I did go to the gym too, so hey! Yeah!
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.