guy in bed: whoa. 5:30 am? man, i'm up early...
guy (jumping out of bed): well, as they say, the early bird gets the worm!
*guy is outside in the dark holding a container labeled WORM BIN*
worms in ground: nope, it's too early. come back for us later
I woke up at 5:30 am yesterday and stayed up instead of going back to sleep. Man, I got so much stuff done!
Playing video games counts as getting stuff done, btw. I did go to the gym too, so hey! Yeah!
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Happy Friday, everyone!
I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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