red (on futon): there's a couple things i gotta tell ya, bud. it could affect our friendship
orange: what's up?
red: soooooo, spiders...
orange: urg, awful. right?
red: nope. love 'em
orange: urrrrrg, really?
red: hey, one more thing
orange: yes jeff?
jeff (now a bunch of spiders): i'm spiders now
orange: haHA! classic jeff!
That Jeff is such a card!
Also, update on my gold star giving at work. Two people have earned gold stars so far for at least two separate instances of Amazing Semi-Colon Usage.
My Tweet Action
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.
Stay tuned for my Twitch stream!
Oh no. This is just Life.
Hot dogs are still one of my fallback late-night foods. NO REGRETS
Ok. I have a well enumerated list of regrets. Join me at my info session