red (on futon): there's a couple things i gotta tell ya, bud. it could affect our friendship
orange: what's up?
red: soooooo, spiders...
orange: urg, awful. right?
red: nope. love 'em
orange: urrrrrg, really?
red: hey, one more thing
orange: yes jeff?
jeff (now a bunch of spiders): i'm spiders now
orange: haHA! classic jeff!
That Jeff is such a card!
Also, update on my gold star giving at work. Two people have earned gold stars so far for at least two separate instances of Amazing Semi-Colon Usage.
My Tweet Action
Never party more than required.
"when it's time to party, we will party hard"
*I jump into a very spikey, deadly, metal abyss*
*party success pending*