red (on futon): there's a couple things i gotta tell ya, bud. it could affect our friendship
orange: what's up?
red: soooooo, spiders...
orange: urg, awful. right?
red: nope. love 'em
orange: urrrrrg, really?
red: hey, one more thing
orange: yes jeff?
jeff (now a bunch of spiders): i'm spiders now
orange: haHA! classic jeff!
That Jeff is such a card!
Also, update on my gold star giving at work. Two people have earned gold stars so far for at least two separate instances of Amazing Semi-Colon Usage.
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Hey, can you turn off the lights? I can't hear it.
I wanted some hot dogs. I wandered around for a bit and they were still there, so I had to say excuse me to them and grab some dogs.
Today, I watched a group of 5 college students argue about hot dog prices in front of the hot dogs.