red (on futon): there's a couple things i gotta tell ya, bud. it could affect our friendship
orange: what's up?
red: soooooo, spiders...
orange: urg, awful. right?
red: nope. love 'em
orange: urrrrrg, really?
red: hey, one more thing
orange: yes jeff?
jeff (now a bunch of spiders): i'm spiders now
orange: haHA! classic jeff!
That Jeff is such a card!
Also, update on my gold star giving at work. Two people have earned gold stars so far for at least two separate instances of Amazing Semi-Colon Usage.
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Oh no. This is just Life.
Hot dogs are still one of my fallback late-night foods. NO REGRETS
Ok. I have a well enumerated list of regrets. Join me at my info session
I'm at that point in my life where I gotta decide...
no caps. ill never do proper punctuation
I'm an adult and I'm an adult now, hi.
I was warned and I didn't listen.
The world. It rolled me.