person: sir! SIR! WAIT!
person: you forgot your copy of the receipt
*person that just handed guy the receipt has a big smile on his face*
guy (holding person's face): i left this receipt on purpose because i do not care about it
This happened to me. It was years ago at this point, but I’m pretty sure I feel obligated to take my copy of the receipt at all times now. Thanks, server-at-sushi-place-in-queens.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?