person: sir! SIR! WAIT!
person: you forgot your copy of the receipt
*person that just handed guy the receipt has a big smile on his face*
guy (holding person's face): i left this receipt on purpose because i do not care about it
This happened to me. It was years ago at this point, but I’m pretty sure I feel obligated to take my copy of the receipt at all times now. Thanks, server-at-sushi-place-in-queens.
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I ate a sugar cookie an hour ago. A big one.
My diet is doomed.
All the dogs outside right now are all like
"DO YOU SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL WEATHER?!"
"YES I DO IT'S AMAZING! SO MUCH SUN!"
"I KNOW, RIGHT?!"
Tom Cruise hasn't even jogged yet and I'm getting worried.
I hope I get to see Tom Cruise run in this film.
Those birds outside are soooooo pumped about this weather right now.
I love it.