green (holding up ticket): i won! I WON! free pizza for life! YEAH!
*green is sleeping in his bed*
*orange appears holding a pizza box*
orange: hey man, it's time to eat this pizza
green, freaked out: AHHHHHHHH, what are you doing here?!
orange: all part of the deal! free pizza for life! ...every day! any time of day! including the night parts! no exceptions!
*orange puts the pizza box on green's chest and pats his head*
*green sits up and stares at an open pizza box containing a pizza*
green (holding a slice): you are sooooo lucky i'm a nighttime pizza kind of guy!
Get that dough.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?