art guy: in all my years as an art curator, i've never come across such an amazing piece!
art guy (talking to kid that made it): jimmy! you may have created the best thing you'll ever create! and at such a young age! wow!
art guy (to self): oh whoops, i should have phrased that differently... i hope what i said doesn't affect him forever
*jimmy is stand in place with a small smile on his face*
*camera zooms in, jimmy is still smiling*
*camera is really close to jimmy's face*
jimmy (to self): i want a sandwich
Phew! Looks like it went right on over his head.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?