art guy: in all my years as an art curator, i've never come across such an amazing piece!
art guy (talking to kid that made it): jimmy! you may have created the best thing you'll ever create! and at such a young age! wow!
art guy (to self): oh whoops, i should have phrased that differently... i hope what i said doesn't affect him forever
*jimmy is stand in place with a small smile on his face*
*camera zooms in, jimmy is still smiling*
*camera is really close to jimmy's face*
jimmy (to self): i want a sandwich
Phew! Looks like it went right on over his head.
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Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.