orange: wanna get some gyros from that new place?
green: na man, no chance
green: gyros make my stomach all...
*green makes weird gesture towards stomach*
*arm motions implying terrible indigestion*
orange: they're free..
green: three gyros please!
gyro guy: four gyro minimum
green: four gyros please!
That’s one weird arm gesture, Green.
Sorry about the weird update schedule over the past couple months. Work has been draining me of all my creative energies, but that should end after Cyber Monday! Until then, weeeeeeeeeeee!
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Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.
Stay tuned for my Twitch stream!
Oh no. This is just Life.
Hot dogs are still one of my fallback late-night foods. NO REGRETS
Ok. I have a well enumerated list of regrets. Join me at my info session