red (in doorway): hey roommate! hi! hi!
blue (in bed): go. away. it's 4 am. i am sleeping
red: but i have something for you!
blue: what's that smell...
*red has a big smile and is holding a whole pizza, which is dangling from one hand. it is not cut into slices*
*blue is suddenly awake and happy*
blue: i have an exam at 8 am, but you're still The Best Roomie
All times are good times for pizza.
Actually, no. All times are best times for pizza!
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