*a person is taking a shower*
person: what is that? is that a spider?
*shows the spider*
person: a lucky shower spider?!
person: oh man! yay!
spider: what? no. this is not a thing
person (holding spider): good luck for years!
spider: stop! put me down!
person (walking outside holding spider): yay!
person (at laptop): yay!
*spider is now wearing a little crown*
person: i made you a crown. yay!
Encountered this lucky shower spider yesterday morning! That spider’s fate was a little different than this dude’s though.
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?