green: and then, on three, press the button
blue: when will i know when to press it?
green: ...when i say "three"
blue: like, spelled out? one. two. T. H. R. E. E?
green: jeez, what? no.
green: ok, i'll just point at you, like this, and that's when you'll press the button
blue: oh shoot! AHHHH!
*blue presses the button*
*balloons and confetti fly everywhere, blue's hands are up in the air*
*blue stands with his hands in the air still, green stands motionless*
*green has a blank expression as confetti lands on his face*
Looks like Green is having a Lieutenant Dan moment.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?