orange: i'm telling you, he was NOT it LOVE, Actually
yellow: no. it's totally him. he---
yellow (in head): oh crap, i'm wrong. crap. i've been fighting him on this for like 10 minutes. crap.
yellow (in head): ...i have no idea what i can say that will allow me to exit this situation with my pride intact
*yellow is silend*
orange: and this is my friend jim. he hasn't spoken since an argument we were having about Love, Actually
Sometimes, you just gotta suck it up and say… nothing. Forever.
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.